Rich,
Sarah’s a bit more like the Republican bottom of the barrel. That being said, if McGeezer somehow manages to get in and then has a brain fart, we will have a true believer in the “End of days” in the oval office with her “Rapture” finger on the button to send us all to Jesus.
If that’s the case, I do hope our Mr. Christ’s saving us a few seats at the bar.
Jerry w http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
continuing on that train of thought…
“I’d give her a good im-Palin on my Maverick.”
“Pitbull or not, she can put her lips on my stick any day.”
“I’d show her God’s Plan with my dinosaur.”
… ad nauseum
additionally:
“she could blow on my trumpet of doom any day.”
“I’d show her the real Coming of the Lord.”
“she could persecute my state trooper.”
… I’m cringing as I write this. Sorry, people.
I can’t believe none of you did, to me, the most obvious one
“I would like to drill her coast line.”
“I would show HER how to drill, baby.”
“As Palin raisers her ugly head into my space whilst I’m drilling coastline.”
With a luverly turn of impromptu coached phrase – remember “Say it ain’t so, Joe!” – luverly! So well composed that she might even tempt me, only for a moment though, to consider creationis… sorry, Inteligunt dezain.
Then again – nah!
And may the Inteligunt Dezainer help us if this one gets to become a heart beat from the Not Completely Round Office.
Because she is a hottie mature mom!
We should hunt moose with her in the woods sometime 😛
She should be using MY lipstick!
I’d love to drive her to hockey alone 😛
I’ve got a huge Zamboni for her, so big it has it’s own garage and scrapes the ice when I drag it around the hockey rink.
As for Uncle Roger who doesn’t find her attractive, well I guess my standards are a bit lower. I mean, she has a pulse and body temperature above ambient, doesn’t she?
Jerry w
*sing-song* Ophelia is jeal-lous, Ophelia is jeal-ous 😉
Let me try my hand:
“Hey baby, do you want a re-fill on your quiver-full?”
“How’s that husband working out for ya?”
“I hear that once you ‘go rogue’ you never go back. ”
“What kind of dessert do stoners in your state eat when they get the munchies? Baked Alaska!”
Jesus & Mo (the characters) are absurd, blinkered, and oddly very sweet. J&M (the cartoon) is brilliant: sharp, delicious, irresistible. Salman Rushdie
Jesus and Mo cartoons are wonderfully funny and true. Richard Dawkins
Jesus and Mo make the world a better place, bless their little hearts. Ophelia Benson
In a world defined by outrage and offence and liberal spinelessness, Jesus and Mo is a treasure, whose value we should never fail to recognize. Read them. Laugh. And think. Kenan Malik
The brilliant, celebrated, freaking hilarious atheist comic strip ... Greta Christina
...rays of sanity in a befuddled world. Keri Hulme
The liveliest depictions of Muhammad currently available... Malise Ruthven
J & Mo is the funniest and most consistently thought-provoking cartoon strip on the Net. In a saner world, it would run in a major newspaper. Nelson Jones, Heresy Corner
Consistently amusing, frequently thought-provoking and often heart-warming. New Humanist
Jesus & Mo is one of the most wonderful things on the internet.. JT Eberhard
Wittily captures much of the absurdity of religious apologetics. Mano Singham
I love jesusandmo.net cartoons - witty and sharp! Katha Pollitt
Often hilarious, frequently wry, these cartoons do what all the best cartoons do: they tell the truth through humour. Terry Sanderson, NSS President
...a wonderfully acid British cartoonist... Nick Cohen
I love the scrappy mockery of Jesus and Mo. Freedom of speech
includes the freedom to mock any person, any thing, any activity, and
any belief -- and J&M stands up for this unflinchingly Richard Stallman
...empowering, important and deeply progressive, not to mention hilarious... Council of Ex-Muslims
March 14, 2012
Tina Fey would be a lot more fun! She can tickle me all over!
Great cartoon! Jesus and Mo’ on a schoolboy kick summarising the Republican bottom of the ticket…
Rich,
Sarah’s a bit more like the Republican bottom of the barrel. That being said, if McGeezer somehow manages to get in and then has a brain fart, we will have a true believer in the “End of days” in the oval office with her “Rapture” finger on the button to send us all to Jesus.
If that’s the case, I do hope our Mr. Christ’s saving us a few seats at the bar.
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
At least the barmaid’s jest was a clear play on words. Jesus and Mo are stuck in the nudge, nudge, wink, wink, if you know what I mean league.
i think i have said these same things about palin
you should do one about Ray Comfort….im hosting a debate with him @ my website
http://www.ragingrev.com
First panel should read “she’s a fine looking woman”. Minor typo. Or even “fine-looking” if you like hyphens. 🙂
Thanks again, Ben.
Good shout Jerry, cheers!
continuing on that train of thought…
“I’d give her a good im-Palin on my Maverick.”
“Pitbull or not, she can put her lips on my stick any day.”
“I’d show her God’s Plan with my dinosaur.”
… ad nauseum
additionally:
“she could blow on my trumpet of doom any day.”
“I’d show her the real Coming of the Lord.”
“she could persecute my state trooper.”
… I’m cringing as I write this. Sorry, people.
She can .. um .. suspend my non-vital functions?
MrGronk, actually, it would be a second coming. Maybe, even a third.
Boys will be boys 🙂
I can’t believe none of you did, to me, the most obvious one
“I would like to drill her coast line.”
“I would show HER how to drill, baby.”
“As Palin raisers her ugly head into my space whilst I’m drilling coastline.”
I don’t get it. Am I the only guy who doesn’t find her attractive?
And then she opens her mouth and I’m even more turned off.
She is a sexy women!
With a luverly turn of impromptu coached phrase – remember “Say it ain’t so, Joe!” – luverly! So well composed that she might even tempt me, only for a moment though, to consider creationis… sorry, Inteligunt dezain.
Then again – nah!
And may the Inteligunt Dezainer help us if this one gets to become a heart beat from the Not Completely Round Office.
Ok not one of you mentioned “She can “blank” my pipeline!”
She can abolish my rights any day!
We should censor a book together with her.
This is damn fun.
Am I right in thinking that every single on of these comments are from men?
Because she is a hottie mature mom!
We should hunt moose with her in the woods sometime 😛
She should be using MY lipstick!
I’d love to drive her to hockey alone 😛
hmm…what else…
Stop it right now or I’ll get the barmaid to bar every single one of you.
Well then “She can maul my bar, er(bear) all she wants!!!!” Yep this is fun…..
I’ve got a huge Zamboni for her, so big it has it’s own garage and scrapes the ice when I drag it around the hockey rink.
As for Uncle Roger who doesn’t find her attractive, well I guess my standards are a bit lower. I mean, she has a pulse and body temperature above ambient, doesn’t she?
Jerry w
I give up
“And any time you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain”
Infantile, just plain infantile.
Mohammad has even lower standards. Even 9 is ok.
Well done fellas – you missed the point. It wasn’t a challenge to come up with genuine sexual innuendo!
Maybe so, but it was too tempting. After all, didn’t she say that she is a hottie mom? Told everyone. Yeah, she did.
As if we need a reason.
Hey Jude, I’d like to na-na-na YOUR na-na-na-nas!
Ophelia – you can butter the flies on MY wheels ANY day of the week!!
It’s at times like this I find I’m glad I’m not straight. What would it be like to be attracted to Sarah Palin? I pity ye. Truly.
TRiG.
*sing-song* Ophelia is jeal-lous, Ophelia is jeal-ous 😉
Let me try my hand:
“Hey baby, do you want a re-fill on your quiver-full?”
“How’s that husband working out for ya?”
“I hear that once you ‘go rogue’ you never go back. ”
“What kind of dessert do stoners in your state eat when they get the munchies? Baked Alaska!”
Dang it, I’m no good at picking up chicks.
Palin? (Insert gender neutral contempt here)
These tongue-in-cheek renditions of palingenesis have given me a bad case of metempsychosis.