‘And nobody wants to see THAT.’
Too late: between this strip and the ones with Mo in his blessed thong ( especially the peeking-nad one ) paints the picture all too clearly!
when jesus and mo wore a burqa
on women’s day trying to work a
notorious stunt,
that was crude, that was blunt,
and the barmaid?
it didn’t deter her.
she said their attire was abusive,
and her manner, concise, not effusive,
compelled them to leave,
to mutter and grieve
that her point was precise and conclusive.
would a burka work with thorns underneath – would they not rip the headpiece whenever taken off? and of course they did not finish their drinks – they did not even start them -burkas don’t have mouth openings
Succubus ov Satan: Burkas, or similar dresses, do have mouth openings, fully covered by overlapping flaps, loose enough to hide a glass – or a dinner fork – behind, without the mouth becoming visible! I’ve seen them in action in a restaurant.
My lady friends in Saudi (the expats that is) used to sometimes say how convenient the abaya was since they could just thrown on whatever they liked underneath –pajamas, grungy jeans, sweatpants — and didn’t have to fuss with “looking nice” when going shopping. Oh, and shouldn’t the outfit be an abaya, with hijab and niqab, rather than a burka? (typically for the Arabian peninsula)
When i was a lad…it was.
Rodney Marsh…Superstar…
Wears frilly knickers and a coloured bra….
The similar memes fluctuating throughout the multifarious cultures of our youth…I myself would never risk wearing girlies underwear…just in case I liked it….
I have to dress up as an Elf on xmas day to dish out the presents to my grandson. Its very tight in the crotch area so is a bit uncomfortable and possibly shows off my meat and two veg a bit too much…but hey ho…its the saturnalia festivities so its very keeping with pagan tradition…
Jesus & Mo (the characters) are absurd, blinkered, and oddly very sweet. J&M (the cartoon) is brilliant: sharp, delicious, irresistible. Salman Rushdie
Jesus and Mo cartoons are wonderfully funny and true. Richard Dawkins
Jesus and Mo make the world a better place, bless their little hearts. Ophelia Benson
In a world defined by outrage and offence and liberal spinelessness, Jesus and Mo is a treasure, whose value we should never fail to recognize. Read them. Laugh. And think. Kenan Malik
The brilliant, celebrated, freaking hilarious atheist comic strip ... Greta Christina
...rays of sanity in a befuddled world. Keri Hulme
The liveliest depictions of Muhammad currently available... Malise Ruthven
J & Mo is the funniest and most consistently thought-provoking cartoon strip on the Net. In a saner world, it would run in a major newspaper. Nelson Jones, Heresy Corner
Consistently amusing, frequently thought-provoking and often heart-warming. New Humanist
Jesus & Mo is one of the most wonderful things on the internet.. JT Eberhard
Wittily captures much of the absurdity of religious apologetics. Mano Singham
I love jesusandmo.net cartoons - witty and sharp! Katha Pollitt
Often hilarious, frequently wry, these cartoons do what all the best cartoons do: they tell the truth through humour. Terry Sanderson, NSS President
...a wonderfully acid British cartoonist... Nick Cohen
I love the scrappy mockery of Jesus and Mo. Freedom of speech
includes the freedom to mock any person, any thing, any activity, and
any belief -- and J&M stands up for this unflinchingly Richard Stallman
...empowering, important and deeply progressive, not to mention hilarious... Council of Ex-Muslims
December 9, 2015
Literally lol’d. Did not see that coming. GJ Author.
I’d had always assumed that Mo would wear stockings and suspenders, too.
Yay Wednesday!
‘And nobody wants to see THAT.’
Too late: between this strip and the ones with Mo in his blessed thong ( especially the peeking-nad one ) paints the picture all too clearly!
Christ should not whine until he explains all the pornographic images and statuettes of his quasi-naked S&M display on Good Friday AD32.
Jesus F Iscariot, apparently he hates crosses that show him crucified, as told in J&M #1!
https://www.jesusandmo.net/comic/body/
He was having a bad hair day back then.
Laripu. I have the same tonsorial shame if I sleep in a Crown of Thorns without my hairnet.
Ok, *that* was truly brilliant. Not only mock them both for their misogynistic ways but include bra and panties – genius.
Nice to discover that Mo is a cross-dresser
when jesus and mo wore a burqa
on women’s day trying to work a
notorious stunt,
that was crude, that was blunt,
and the barmaid?
it didn’t deter her.
she said their attire was abusive,
and her manner, concise, not effusive,
compelled them to leave,
to mutter and grieve
that her point was precise and conclusive.
would a burka work with thorns underneath – would they not rip the headpiece whenever taken off? and of course they did not finish their drinks – they did not even start them -burkas don’t have mouth openings
Loved it! Your comics are always on point but this one had me laughing (I rarely chuckle out loud, some neuro-atypical thing I think.)
With so little to laugh at these days, this is just brilliant. And blasphemous on so many levels!
Bra and Panties. I would have thought Mo a fan of directoire knickers….
Succubus ov Satan: Burkas, or similar dresses, do have mouth openings, fully covered by overlapping flaps, loose enough to hide a glass – or a dinner fork – behind, without the mouth becoming visible! I’ve seen them in action in a restaurant.
their exit could not have been quicker,
with out even touching their liquor.
jesus was right
but mo, still uptight,
caught up in his naughty knickers.
My lady friends in Saudi (the expats that is) used to sometimes say how convenient the abaya was since they could just thrown on whatever they liked underneath –pajamas, grungy jeans, sweatpants — and didn’t have to fuss with “looking nice” when going shopping. Oh, and shouldn’t the outfit be an abaya, with hijab and niqab, rather than a burka? (typically for the Arabian peninsula)
I thought it was Jesus who was the cross-dresser? As the song we used to sing in the playground went…
(To the Andrew Lloyd Webber tune)
Jesus Christ, Superstar!
Wears frilly knickers
And his sister’s bra.
The bra and panties thing makes the joke, but for me the satire is in the “I don’t feel safe” line.
@simon maddison. I see you beat me to the ‘cross-dresser’ joke.
This one could attack the top ten 🙂 Thx.
@donn Point.
Damn. My sides are killing me.
Thanks for what you do.
When i was a lad…it was.
Rodney Marsh…Superstar…
Wears frilly knickers and a coloured bra….
The similar memes fluctuating throughout the multifarious cultures of our youth…I myself would never risk wearing girlies underwear…just in case I liked it….
Forget women’s underwear… on Christmas day, I wear bright red socks. It’s particularly perverted, because I’m Jewish. 😀
some socks are reddish,
some socks are bluish.
to mix them up, though,
is brutish, not prudish.
some things are falsish,
some things are truish.
mohammad was muslim.
jesus was jewish.
doggerel is puerile
and hardly distinguished.
there’s hope, though,
that it can be finally extinguished.
all hail to the genius
of the cock and bull venue,
where piquant impiety
is found on the menu.
I have to dress up as an Elf on xmas day to dish out the presents to my grandson. Its very tight in the crotch area so is a bit uncomfortable and possibly shows off my meat and two veg a bit too much…but hey ho…its the saturnalia festivities so its very keeping with pagan tradition…
M27 – photographic evidence not required, thanks 🙂
M27Holts: If you’ve got it – flaunt it!