Author, excellent! You’ve outdone yourself, once again!
Nassar, “halal?” I think you mean “haram”, by context, though I’d argue for “magru.” After all, it was Mo who decided against alcohol, not Allah, and besides, “magru” gets an extra rhyme in with Hebrew (an old but worthy pun).
Delightful! I’ll don’t think I’ll ever take the azan/call for prayer in my neighborhood the same way again! 😀 And the last panel, ahaha!
“God, it’s great!”
Don’t think I’ll stop snickering over that the next few days.
Thanks for making my week awesome!
This new Ale Ahu Akbar
A superior product by far
Time to book a room for the night
While the virgins are still in sight
When did Muslims start going to the bar?
PS: Author, can you alter the comment submission process so it is possible to affirm that one is not a spammer as well as swearing it? Given the number of atheist visitors and all…?
Author–not only have you outdone yourself but you have brought NBH to life. If I didn’t know better I would think you were trying to provoke certain sections of the community. “Tak-beer” indeed.
Author, if you’re thinking of producing this beer you’ll need a good advertising jingle. May I suggest the following?
To be sung to the tune of ‘Onward Christian Soldiers’.
Onward seasoned drinkers
Marching to the bar
Dink Ale-Ahu Akbar
The greatest beer by far.
It won’t make you aggressive
It won’t make you feel bad
‘Cos when you’re pissed and having fun
There’s no time for Jihad.
JoJo, I like your thinking. Who would you cast in the top roles? I see Carl ‘God’ Sagan, with Tim ‘Jesus’ Minchin and Dr. Alice ‘Mary Magdalene’ Roberts (who says science can’t be beautiful?). Matthew, Mark, Luke and John would be replaced by the Four Horsemen (Dawkins, Dennett, Harris, Hitchens), with Eddie Izzard and Stephen Fry among the disciples.
Jerry, probably something to do with excise duty. Isn’t JC supposed to be too goody-goody for tax-evasion (charitable status of His church notwithstanding). Besides, you know what these HM Customs & Excise bods are like if they were to think they’re weren’t getting their cut; they’d crucify him 🙂
Jobrag, I thought Mullah Lite was a yoghurt.
Although back in my youth I wasn’t averse to getting mullah’d courtesy of several ‘depth charges’ on a saturday night.
How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer to keep us in the dark.
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January 25, 2023
Make mine a djinn and tonic…
Brilliant.
That booze related pun’s so good I’ve almost got a semillon!
Brilliant!
Well, Jesus could perform a miracle to get a second bottle, but would it be beer, or wine?
So what’s next: G-ovah Brew? Chi-Rho ale or Trinity pilsner? The options are endless!
Fantastic. Where can I get a bottle?
Classic!
This one is almost unbeerable.
My goodnesss what ever to do
Which product to choose of the new
Islamic beer?
Is halal I fear
Better have a glass of Hebrew.
Author, excellent! You’ve outdone yourself, once again!
Nassar, “halal?” I think you mean “haram”, by context, though I’d argue for “magru.” After all, it was Mo who decided against alcohol, not Allah, and besides, “magru” gets an extra rhyme in with Hebrew (an old but worthy pun).
If Mo ordered one in Cockney-rhyming-land he’d have to ask for a pig’s ear. Are you trying to set him up?
That would be a true Irritating Pale Atheist.
sects, drugs and alcohol.
So where are these Takbeers available?
Delightful! I’ll don’t think I’ll ever take the azan/call for prayer in my neighborhood the same way again! 😀 And the last panel, ahaha!
“God, it’s great!”
Don’t think I’ll stop snickering over that the next few days.
Thanks for making my week awesome!
Just wondering if manufacturing these religious-themed ales would show much prophet?
I could get hooked on that beer!
When this is animated, can I request that “Ale-ahu Akbar” rhymes with the 80’s ad for “Carl-ingBlack Label”.
Good.
Ooops, I stand corrected.
This new Ale Ahu Akbar
A superior product by far
Time to book a room for the night
While the virgins are still in sight
When did Muslims start going to the bar?
Mo can have an Arabier from De Dolle Brouwers in Belgium.
I would try one of those 🙂
Even better than the earlier cartoon – congratulations Author!
Want!
Wow!
NBH speaks!
This reminds me of ‘Polygamy Porter’ in Utah.
Muslims can drink homeopathic beer, they just want to throw it off the top of a mountain.
This just makes me giggle…
Killer beer. Cheers!
Brilliant!!!
Mo wants a glass of Vimto.
Ha! The expression on Mo’s face! Has someone got a CAMRA?
PS: Author, can you alter the comment submission process so it is possible to affirm that one is not a spammer as well as swearing it? Given the number of atheist visitors and all…?
Author–not only have you outdone yourself but you have brought NBH to life. If I didn’t know better I would think you were trying to provoke certain sections of the community. “Tak-beer” indeed.
Not Ale-ahu Akbeer?
I’m sorry, but I can’t comment for laughing.
Is it Kosher?
What next? Will we see Mo hammered?
JoJo, swearing isn’t owned by religion any more than marriage is.
Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner also mentioned “Allahu ak-beer” as a boozy alternative to the greatness of the beery gods:
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/052708/rebellious-drinking.gif
Author, if you’re thinking of producing this beer you’ll need a good advertising jingle. May I suggest the following?
To be sung to the tune of ‘Onward Christian Soldiers’.
Onward seasoned drinkers
Marching to the bar
Dink Ale-Ahu Akbar
The greatest beer by far.
It won’t make you aggressive
It won’t make you feel bad
‘Cos when you’re pissed and having fun
There’s no time for Jihad.
Hey Acolyte! Apart from the fact that I’ve now got the damn tune going through my head, that was a great contrafactum!!
Thanks Richard, it’s very kind of you to say so.
Sorry about the ‘earworm’ though:-(
Now you’ve got me wishing that Calsberg would do an ad that starts with the words ” If Carlsberg made religions…”
JoJo, I like your thinking. Who would you cast in the top roles? I see Carl ‘God’ Sagan, with Tim ‘Jesus’ Minchin and Dr. Alice ‘Mary Magdalene’ Roberts (who says science can’t be beautiful?). Matthew, Mark, Luke and John would be replaced by the Four Horsemen (Dawkins, Dennett, Harris, Hitchens), with Eddie Izzard and Stephen Fry among the disciples.
*prolonged thought*…er…Buddhaweiser, anyone?
Any idea why Jesus didn’t just ask for water and then change it to wine?
“even more prolonged thought” mullah lite.
Jerry, probably something to do with excise duty. Isn’t JC supposed to be too goody-goody for tax-evasion (charitable status of His church notwithstanding). Besides, you know what these HM Customs & Excise bods are like if they were to think they’re weren’t getting their cut; they’d crucify him 🙂
Jobrag, I thought Mullah Lite was a yoghurt.
Although back in my youth I wasn’t averse to getting mullah’d courtesy of several ‘depth charges’ on a saturday night.
How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer to keep us in the dark.
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1kU7iQnBs
I always wonder whether somewhere in the world there’s an Allah Snackbar.
@MrGronk
” Mo hammered ”
I saw what you did there