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Mo wants one too. But there is only one.

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  1. hotrats says:

    Make mine a djinn and tonic…

  2. Len says:

    Brilliant.

  3. Jon B says:

    That booze related pun’s so good I’ve almost got a semillon!

  4. Terry Kelly says:

    Brilliant!

  5. Robert Evans says:

    Well, Jesus could perform a miracle to get a second bottle, but would it be beer, or wine?

  6. J Ascher says:

    So what’s next: G-ovah Brew? Chi-Rho ale or Trinity pilsner? The options are endless!

  7. IanB says:

    Fantastic. Where can I get a bottle?

  8. Ken Clark says:

    Classic!

  9. Dennis Lynch says:

    This one is almost unbeerable.

  10. Nassar Ben Houdja says:

    My goodnesss what ever to do
    Which product to choose of the new
    Islamic beer?
    Is halal I fear
    Better have a glass of Hebrew.

  11. DocAtheist says:

    Author, excellent! You’ve outdone yourself, once again!
    Nassar, “halal?” I think you mean “haram”, by context, though I’d argue for “magru.” After all, it was Mo who decided against alcohol, not Allah, and besides, “magru” gets an extra rhyme in with Hebrew (an old but worthy pun).

  12. Ian Jones says:

    If Mo ordered one in Cockney-rhyming-land he’d have to ask for a pig’s ear. Are you trying to set him up?

  13. MythInformed says:

    That would be a true Irritating Pale Atheist.

  14. jean-françois gauthier says:

    sects, drugs and alcohol.

  15. Tabularasa says:

    So where are these Takbeers available?

  16. greyvity says:

    Delightful! I’ll don’t think I’ll ever take the azan/call for prayer in my neighborhood the same way again! 😀 And the last panel, ahaha!
    “God, it’s great!”
    Don’t think I’ll stop snickering over that the next few days.
    Thanks for making my week awesome!

  17. Acolyte of Sagan says:

    Just wondering if manufacturing these religious-themed ales would show much prophet?

  18. fra says:

    I could get hooked on that beer!

  19. Rob says:

    When this is animated, can I request that “Ale-ahu Akbar” rhymes with the 80’s ad for “Carl-ingBlack Label”.
    Good.

  20. Nassar Ben Houdja says:

    Ooops, I stand corrected.

  21. Nassar Ben Houdja says:

    This new Ale Ahu Akbar
    A superior product by far
    Time to book a room for the night
    While the virgins are still in sight
    When did Muslims start going to the bar?

  22. Mo can have an Arabier from De Dolle Brouwers in Belgium.

  23. Ketil w.Grevstad says:

    I would try one of those 🙂

  24. Boozer says:

    Even better than the earlier cartoon – congratulations Author!

  25. machigai says:

    Want!

  26. machigai says:

    Wow!
    NBH speaks!

  27. C Reese says:

    This reminds me of ‘Polygamy Porter’ in Utah.

  28. Ian Jones says:

    Muslims can drink homeopathic beer, they just want to throw it off the top of a mountain.

  29. David says:

    This just makes me giggle…

  30. Noel says:

    Killer beer. Cheers!

  31. Jim Meer says:

    Brilliant!!!

  32. Mo wants a glass of Vimto.

  33. JoJo says:

    Ha! The expression on Mo’s face! Has someone got a CAMRA?

  34. JoJo says:

    PS: Author, can you alter the comment submission process so it is possible to affirm that one is not a spammer as well as swearing it? Given the number of atheist visitors and all…?

  35. Daoloth says:

    Author–not only have you outdone yourself but you have brought NBH to life. If I didn’t know better I would think you were trying to provoke certain sections of the community. “Tak-beer” indeed.

  36. Alex says:

    Not Ale-ahu Akbeer?

  37. I’m sorry, but I can’t comment for laughing.

  38. Merlindog says:

    Is it Kosher?

  39. MrGronk says:

    What next? Will we see Mo hammered?

  40. Kakapo says:

    JoJo, swearing isn’t owned by religion any more than marriage is.

  41. Peter Harris says:

    Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner also mentioned “Allahu ak-beer” as a boozy alternative to the greatness of the beery gods:

    http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/052708/rebellious-drinking.gif

  42. Acolyte of Sagan says:

    Author, if you’re thinking of producing this beer you’ll need a good advertising jingle. May I suggest the following?
    To be sung to the tune of ‘Onward Christian Soldiers’.

    Onward seasoned drinkers
    Marching to the bar
    Dink Ale-Ahu Akbar
    The greatest beer by far.

    It won’t make you aggressive
    It won’t make you feel bad
    ‘Cos when you’re pissed and having fun
    There’s no time for Jihad.

  43. Hey Acolyte! Apart from the fact that I’ve now got the damn tune going through my head, that was a great contrafactum!!

  44. Acolyte of Sagan says:

    Thanks Richard, it’s very kind of you to say so.
    Sorry about the ‘earworm’ though:-(

  45. JoJo says:

    Now you’ve got me wishing that Calsberg would do an ad that starts with the words ” If Carlsberg made religions…”

  46. Acolyte of Sagan says:

    JoJo, I like your thinking. Who would you cast in the top roles? I see Carl ‘God’ Sagan, with Tim ‘Jesus’ Minchin and Dr. Alice ‘Mary Magdalene’ Roberts (who says science can’t be beautiful?). Matthew, Mark, Luke and John would be replaced by the Four Horsemen (Dawkins, Dennett, Harris, Hitchens), with Eddie Izzard and Stephen Fry among the disciples.

  47. TRIALNERROR says:

    *prolonged thought*…er…Buddhaweiser, anyone?

  48. Jerry w says:

    Any idea why Jesus didn’t just ask for water and then change it to wine?

  49. Jobrag says:

    “even more prolonged thought” mullah lite.

  50. Acolyte of Sagan says:

    Jerry, probably something to do with excise duty. Isn’t JC supposed to be too goody-goody for tax-evasion (charitable status of His church notwithstanding). Besides, you know what these HM Customs & Excise bods are like if they were to think they’re weren’t getting their cut; they’d crucify him 🙂

  51. Acolyte of Sagan says:

    Jobrag, I thought Mullah Lite was a yoghurt.
    Although back in my youth I wasn’t averse to getting mullah’d courtesy of several ‘depth charges’ on a saturday night.

    How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. They prefer to keep us in the dark.

  52. Stephen Turner says:

    Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1kU7iQnBs

  53. Tamfang says:

    I always wonder whether somewhere in the world there’s an Allah Snackbar.

  54. anonnynonnymous says:

    @MrGronk
    ” Mo hammered ”
    I saw what you did there

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