So, what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Herman, perhaps?
Then, there’s the confusion with Jesus Cromany. Folks often call out to him in a moment of anguish, or surprise. Was there a mix-up at birth, and the child of the Cromany family got switched with the child of the Christ family (Joseph and Mary Christ).
All biologists know that the H stands for Haploid. After all, Jesus had no human father, so only 23 chromosomes!
In any case, there are plenty of people named Jesus besides the Lamb-boy. (There are plenty of people named Muhammad, too. It’s the most common personal name in the world.)
My husband and I were thinking the same thing this evening….he suggested that instead of the cartoon name as Jesus and Mo…it would be better as JC and Mo.
Mohamed was in fact white. In multiple Sahih (authentic, basically the Islamic version of canonical) Hadiths there are narrations where his followers refer to him as “that white man” or marvel at his radiantly pale complexion.
Also you can look at Muhammad al-Yaqoubi, the Syrian-born scholar who actually is a descendant of the prophet. He has a white complexion and light brown, almost ginger beard and hair.
If both actually existed as historically described, Jesus definitely is the darker skinned.
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January 6, 2021
Mo was the leader of the Three Stooges. That says it all.
So, what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Herman, perhaps?
Then, there’s the confusion with Jesus Cromany. Folks often call out to him in a moment of anguish, or surprise. Was there a mix-up at birth, and the child of the Cromany family got switched with the child of the Christ family (Joseph and Mary Christ).
So, what does the “H†stand for in Jesus H. Christ?
Harold.
Heh. This is one of the good ones. Nice humour you’ve cracked there. Cheers and keep them coming.
> So, what does the “H†stand for in Jesus H. Christ?
> Harold
be thy name, Yes!
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033.html
All biologists know that the H stands for Haploid. After all, Jesus had no human father, so only 23 chromosomes!
In any case, there are plenty of people named Jesus besides the Lamb-boy. (There are plenty of people named Muhammad, too. It’s the most common personal name in the world.)
Superb! (I wrote something else and then I read below that I aint supposed ter. So I deleted it.)
> So, what does the “H†stand for in Jesus H. Christ?
Haploid
John Cowan – Ha! A fully working biology joke, I love it!
> aryan jesus
damn, i always thought he was a jew
H stands for Holy! (for crissake) & his other middle initial (F) stands for fuckin’. you guys need to get out more.
The H stands for Hussein!!
My husband and I were thinking the same thing this evening….he suggested that instead of the cartoon name as Jesus and Mo…it would be better as JC and Mo.
The H stands for ‘tittyfucking’.
Jesus’s middle name is in fact Hitler
It’s not Jesus H. Christ. The middle name is ‘Aitch’ an ancient Aramaic word that means ‘the’.
I think Eddie Izzard offers another sobriquet, “Jeezy Creezy”.
Mr Slave (Mr Garrison’s sexual partner in South Park) pronounces it ‘Jeezcrys’ whenever Mr Garrison anally penetrates him…
Boy, the android word guesser’s having a few problems… It REALLY didn’t want to do ‘anally’… ‘An ally’ doesn’t really cut it…
[ raises hand ]
Uh, it’s ‘Hallowed’, isn’t it?
Right there in the second line of the Lord’s Prayer
Mohamed was in fact white. In multiple Sahih (authentic, basically the Islamic version of canonical) Hadiths there are narrations where his followers refer to him as “that white man” or marvel at his radiantly pale complexion.
Also you can look at Muhammad al-Yaqoubi, the Syrian-born scholar who actually is a descendant of the prophet. He has a white complexion and light brown, almost ginger beard and hair.
If both actually existed as historically described, Jesus definitely is the darker skinned.