One day, Jesus said to his disciples, “The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3^2 + 8x – 9.”
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter, “What on Earth does he mean by that?”
Peter replied, “Don’t worry, it’s just another one of his parabolas.”
paradoctor, it is not for me to question the word of God.
Let me explain. There was a doctor who went to visit a patient in a hospital he had never been to before. When he arrived, he saw a huge wisteria vine fashioned into an elaborate maze surrounding the facility. He approached a nurse exiting the maze and asked where he could find the geriatric ward. The nurse replied, “The ward lurks in wisteria’s maze.”
Paradoctor..that aint no use to the xtian know-nowts? 4 prime factorisation? God the Son, God the Father and God the Holy Ghost…the Triumvirate is sacrosanct…so you musy have added…GTS,GTF,GTHG and GTFOOI….
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November 19, 2009
Second panel – “. . . theY thelebrate . . .”
Catholic math = the rhythm method
Thanks Andréa!
Aren’t they hung up on 222 * 3 ?
The Catholic Church, at the Council of Trent in 1545, was a century and a half ahead Sir Isaac Newton in defining Mass.
One day, Jesus said to his disciples, “The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3^2 + 8x – 9.”
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter, “What on Earth does he mean by that?”
Peter replied, “Don’t worry, it’s just another one of his parabolas.”
Postdog….not heard that joke since O Level maths 1980…🤣
M27Holtz:
The full prime factorization is 2*3*3*37.
Postdoggerol:
Surely you mean x^2 instead of 3^2.
x^2 + 8x – 9 = 0 has two solutions: x=1 and x=-9
paradoctor, it is not for me to question the word of God.
Let me explain. There was a doctor who went to visit a patient in a hospital he had never been to before. When he arrived, he saw a huge wisteria vine fashioned into an elaborate maze surrounding the facility. He approached a nurse exiting the maze and asked where he could find the geriatric ward. The nurse replied, “The ward lurks in wisteria’s maze.”
Paradoctor..that aint no use to the xtian know-nowts? 4 prime factorisation? God the Son, God the Father and God the Holy Ghost…the Triumvirate is sacrosanct…so you musy have added…GTS,GTF,GTHG and GTFOOI….
M27Holts: GTFOOI?
What does 37 mean to _you?_