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December 26th, 2018
Here’s a Christmas one from 10 years ago.
Best wishes to all readers of Jesus & Mo!
Latest book…
Random oldie…
January 26, 2010-
- NICE T-SHIRT (Thank you for not provoking my uncontrollable lust). Currently unavailable.
This brings me Xmas cheer. Happy holidays!
!0 years on – and still just as pertinent
Happy Boxing Day!
I wonder if Irony Meters are on sale?
Very good! Made me chuckle.
Laugh-out-loud priceless!
Irony meters are not strong enough for this stuff. You need an UNobtainium meter to handle religion.
I wasn’t yet reading J&M 10 years ago, so this was new to me. I liked it and it’s added a new word to my vocabulary: SPOING. đ
Author: I think there must be a business opportunity for you here…..a fancy box with some sort of circuitry to swing a needle…randomly or according to speech patterns/volume/pitch…. If you can market it as holy you could become a millionaire….again! đ
Sometimes these are ok, sometimes they’re EXCELLENT. This one was EXCELLENT!
Say, where are all the schizophrenic religious cranks, redneck jesus freaks, and illiterate towelhead sand devils here?
I want to hear stupid people tell me how their loving, merciful gods and goddesses will set me on fire and burn me alive for billions of years to punish me for not believing they exist with absolutely no evdience. It gives my clit a boner.
FYI – Luxi. did you know that clicking on your name-link takes one to PornHub?
@walter: there this country just south of the border from me where half of the population believes ayn rand and jesus have entirely compatible philosophies. i doubt any irony meter would make it out of the assembly line in kentucky. and my country has been hyperventilating about hijabs and similar medieval contraptions all the way up to the day they decided the crucifix at the assemblĂ©e nationale should stay because, you know, tradition and all. (yeah, traditions that goes way back⊠to the fifties, when we were hyperventilating about those godless communists, just like that âunder godâ tradition in the u.s.)
anyhow, a belated happy birthday to our friend jesus and a merry christmas to all.
I’m surprised luxi made it through the spam filter.
Back when I were a lad we had irony meters that would last for at least ten minutes before spoinging. Plus they didn’t have all that environmental control stuff on them so when they did spoing you could fix them yourself instead of taking them to the repair shop to be unspoinged.
Luxi Turna: “where are all the schizophrenic religious cranks, redneck jesus freaks, and illiterate towelhead sand devils?” We do get occasional visitors like that in the old Cock & Bull pub, usually just one at a time. They are usually chewed to pieces by the regulars, but keep coming back for more until Author takes pity on them and puts them out of their misery by blocking them.
Interesting to hear that you find them erotically stimulating.
“Erect clitoris and Penis” is a good name for a pagan pub I reckon…..
You’d think by now that J&M would know better than to muck around with irony meters. They’ve had absolutely NO luck with them at all from the get-go, and judging from the above, the barmaid won’t either so long as they hang out with her!
@M27Holts: Is there such a thing as an “erect clitoris”?? I’m actually curious…
Well in my experience the clitoris, when stimulated , engorges with blood and protrudes from its hood like an engorged red bean…clitoris size varies from woman to woman some women have quite large clits. I think the women I have been with all had similar sized clits…im sure the regulars in the cock and bull will confirm my empirical evidence…
there once was a girl from st. morris
who would play around with her thesaurus
she would seek the best word
for a heavenly bird
and would settle
on one
the Ptloris
erect clitoris – so an irony meter has more than one method of use then
the ptloris is beauteous indeed
a robust and rebellious breed
it’s the paradise bird, a presumptuous word,
but applied here in obvious need.
a stamen comes on to a pistil
and the love poets chew on their gristle
how did this come about
and how will it turn out,
I don’t know, it’s so deep
it’s abyssal
if it weren’t for you oversexed broads
dressed in shorts to bring ribald applause
you be there on the street
they say sweet sweet sweet
and you magic hips sway all away
so the topic tonite was to bore us
and review pertinent material on the clitoris
am I relevant to state
it’s never too late
to effloresce, all ramiflorous.
The religion of peace has struck again. Stabbing a 50 year old woman and man @ a Manchester station that I have used hundreds of times. The 7th century barbarians are far too close to my home for comfort…
And as if in response, a man in Germany drove into a group of Syrians and Afghans, and some were seriously injured. Then he drove off and tried to do it again before being caught.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/01/man-drives-car-into-crowd-bottrop-germany
I table a motion to add SPOING to the dictionary and use it in everyday speech.