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December 25th, 2019
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Merry Christmas to all our readers!
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Random oldie…
October 25, 2006-
- NICE T-SHIRT (Thank you for not provoking my uncontrollable lust). Currently unavailable.
Happy Christmas Author (or winter celebration of your choice) xx
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Thanks for another excellent year of satire, author! Best wishes for the next decade 😀
And thanks for all the good work…… to everyone
Nice to see those self-awareness courses the boys took are paying off! Happy Xmas everyone!
A merry Christmas and a Happy new year Author! Any chance of a cartoon relating to our new PM’s mission to stamp out the persecution of Christians? Looks like you’ll have to be careful
Nice self-referential joke, touch of Escher with a Moebius flavour.
Thanks, Author, for yet another year of iconoclastic wit. Long may you continue to iconoclast!
Another superb year. Make a person laugh and you have a friend for life.
Have a happy holiday, everyone. Or don’t. If you’re reading this, chances are you are an adult and can make your own choice.
Author, nice way to deck the Boys with boughs of folly…Fa La La La Lah!
I didn’t write this one. It’s good.
Said God to the crisis denier:
“Just how do you wish to expire?
I’ve tried flood and drought —
they didn’t work out —
so how do you feel about fire?”
@Crow Crowlas – The next decade starts with 2021 for the same reasons new centuries start with the “-01” year – lack of a year zero.