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I don’t think anybody’s going to like this one.

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  1. Shaughn says:

    We’ll go to hell, all of us.

  2. Rrr says:

    … It’s Superman! No, a horse! No, an airplane!

  3. EdwardBe says:

    Yep. Life sucks and then you die.

  4. Henry Ford says:

    I can see handcarts for miles……

  5. Matthew St Clair-Stannard says:

    Life’s a beach, and then you dive!

  6. Rrr says:

    Matthew, that sounds like a somewhat shallow philosophy. 🙂
    Not for a deep dive, let’s hope!
    (Might end up like @ModdedQuad — awesome story, but do not repeat!)
    Sorry, all … I’ll see myself out.

  7. cjsm says:

    i think it’s funny. I agree that no one gets out of here alive. Knowing and understanding these and other problems, gives a chance to work on them. There’s always hope. I may be an optimistic pessimist? A pessimistic optimist? A realist.

  8. tfkreference says:

    An optimist thinks we live in the best of all possible worlds.
    A pessimist agrees.

  9. E.A. Blair says:

    The advantage of pessimism is fewer disappointments.

  10. paradoctor says:

    The solution is pessimism of the intellect, but optimism of the will. Sure, life sucks, and your plans will probably fail badly, but what the heck, let’s go ahead with them anyhow!

  11. paradoctor says:

    … because what’s the worst that could happen? You destroy the world? So what, the world already sucks! No loss there. And maybe you’ll succeed.

    So if you lose then you lose nothing, but if you win then you win something. This is a version of Pascal’s Wager.

  12. M27Holts says:

    Hey realism is the Answer, but you can enjoy anyrhing, even pre solstice painting and weeding, Weeding is fun…with a Jetwash….do you feel lucky Mr Dandelion…!!!

  13. Son of Glenner says:

    M27Holts: Dandelions have deep roots.

  14. Rrr says:

    SoG: But edible, if you can extract them. Roasted?

  15. hotrats says:

    Optimism, n., an early stage of disappointment.

  16. hotrats says:

    Dear Author, according to the timestamp on my post, your server’s clock is still set to BST.

  17. Vanity Unfair says:

    Is this important? When we see J & M from behind, we see the background, i.e. we see what they see. When we have a frontal view, there is no background. Is this because they have a solipsistic or severely egocentric appreciation of the world? I know that when we see them abed we see the headboard but that is because we and they know that they are in a bed so the bed most probably exists, at least in their reality. Otherwise, is reality, if it exists, re-made each time they alter position? Does the barmaid/landlady of the Cock and Bull see what is behind them? We, not being she, cannot know the answer.
    I have not been through the whole collection to ascertain whether this has been previously explained. Am I being pedantic? (Obviously, yes)

  18. M27Holts says:

    SOG. I know, I let them proliferate in Spring and summer forthe good of the pollinator population…The wife would happily eradicate dandelions from the gene pool. I only see folly in that…chin chin old chap…

  19. Son of Glenner says:

    Vanity Unfair: Perhaps you can explain why there is an aeroplane flying over the familiar mountain in the field of view of J&M. Presumably, it is visible to our pair.

    As far as I can remember, there has never been an aeroplane before.

  20. Vanity Unfair says:

    Son of Glennor. The aeroplane, being in front of them is, obviously, part of their personal shared (?) world, or delusion. We, being behind them see what they see. If the aeroplane is visible to them then it visible to us by force of the artistic convention. If they were to choose an environment in which aeroplanes did not, or could not, exist then they would not see it and neither would we. Or perhaps the CAA changed the flight paths.
    Similarly, within the four frames we have witnessed “irony meters” the seemingly sole purpose of which is to explode and yet I have never found even a single one in Machine Mart or Scientific Laboratory Supplies. You will get some very strange looks from the staff members if you ask for them. Anyway they are probably unusable after the new Budget.

  21. postdoggerel says:

    Vanity Unfair, I agree. Not even Edmund’s Scientific carries irony meters. Asking for one over the counter does produce some strange looks, like the time I went to a fishing tackle place and asked for a fish thermometer. The salesperson didn’t lose a beat, he asked, “Oral or anal?”

  22. M27Holts says:

    Why would anybody be buying a device for poking up a fishes arse-hole?

  23. M27Holts says:

    Surely, like locals from Shap, they would be pointing , mouths agape, at the silver flying fish, sailing through the sky?

  24. postdoggerel says:

    M27, glad you asked.

    How to Use a Fishing Thermometer
    from
    Best Fishing Thermometers of 2021 – Complete Buyer’s Guide

    There are a couple of different ways you can operate a fishing thermometer. If you have an oral style thermometer, it will be slightly different from anal. The anal model has a longer probe, which when placed into the fish, attempts to read the temperature as the little bugger squirms vigorously, trying to eject it You may need to put some heft to inserting it so it can read deeper temperatures.

    Bottom Line

    All in all, this thermometer from Swift Current is a reliable choice that earns high marks for its durable construction. Although it could be much easier to read, this is still an awesome pick for rough-and-tumble anglers who want something that can hold up over time.

  25. Hughe says:

    Optimist- the glass is half full
    Pessimist- the glass is half empty
    Realist – the glass is an appropriate size for the volume of liquid it contains
    Drunk guy in the pub – hey, who drank half my beer?!!

  26. M27Holts says:

    Niche pornography always surprises me!

  27. Postdoggerel says:

    Just to take the sting out of current events here in the United States, I would like to resurrect this steaming pile of doggerel I wrote about something similar that happened in the UK.
    When a leave cockwomble
    Shagged a stay strumpet
    Their mank progeny
    Turned out to be
    A wankmuffin knobsocket shitflute spunktrumpet.

  28. M27Holts says:

    Ah I see the arch wanksplash has triumphed, thus the lunatics have taken over the Asylum…Were those assassination attempts staged? If I was an Atheist in the USA I would get to Europe as fast as I could…

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